Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”

Taste Test Tee

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$27.99 $29.99
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Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
Taste Test Tee

Taste Test Tee

$29.99 $27.99
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Size

This shirt has a modern, true-to-size retail fit that sits slightly closer to the body than a traditional heavyweight tee. Order your usual size for the intended fit — if you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

Still not sure? Email us at support@heldgroundclothing.com and we'll help you pick the right size.

Ships within the U.S. only. Most orders arrive in about 10 business days — an estimate, not a guarantee. Secure checkout. Read our Shipping and Return policies, or email support@heldgroundclothing.com.
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Open wide. You’re about to find out what lead tastes like.

The “Taste Test?” tee features a wide-grinning opossum pointing a pistol directly at the viewer, casually offering them a very literal taste test. Finished with rough, scratchy lettering that looks like the opossum wrote it itself, the design delivers the same awkward, dark-humored energy found throughout the Held Ground lineup.

For those who appreciate jokes that are dark, direct, and probably shouldn’t be explained in public.
Fit

This shirt has a modern, true-to-size retail fit that sits slightly closer to the body than a traditional heavyweight tee. Order your usual size for the intended fit. If you prefer a looser or more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. Please review the size chart before placing your order.
Materials

Built on the Next Level 3600, this premium everyday tee is made from soft, lightweight combed ring-spun cotton (4.3 oz.) with a classic crew neckline, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability. Printed using direct-to-garment technology. Available in Natural, Heavy Metal, Black, and Midnight Navy.

Front chest logo, full-size back artwork, and a custom printed inner neck label. Sleeves are intentionally left blank for a clean, balanced presentation.
Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry on low heat. If ironing is necessary, use low heat and avoid the printed artwork.
Production

Every Held Ground shirt is made to order and printed specifically for you. Slight variations in print placement, garment color, and appearance may occur due to normal production differences.
Estimated shipping

Because each piece is made to order, most orders arrive within about 10 business days of purchase (production plus transit). We currently ship within the United States only. For full details and current rates, see our Shipping Policy.
Returns & Exchanges

Because every piece is made to order, all sales are final except for damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items. If something's wrong with your order, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See our Return & Refund Policy for full details.

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