Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
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  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
Taste Test Tee

New Release

Taste Test Tee

Dark humor. Deadpan delivery. No explanation needed.

An opossum, a pistol, and a taste test you didn’t ask for — new from Held Ground.
$27.99 $29.99

Save $2.00 (7%) right now — plus an extra 15% off with code 15HELD at checkout.

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Size

Regular unisex retail fit — order your usual size, size up for extra room. Garment measurements (laid flat), not body measurements:

  • S — chest 19 in, length 28 in
  • M — chest 20.5 in, length 29 in
  • L — chest 22 in, length 30 in
  • XL — chest 24 in, length 31 in
  • 2XL — chest 26 in, length 32 in

Lay a shirt you already own flat and compare its measurements to the chart above. Made to order, so slight variation between pieces is normal.

Still unsure? Email support@heldgroundclothing.com.
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Made to order — most orders arrive within about 10 business days (production + shipping), U.S. only. All sales final except damaged, defective, or incorrect items. Secure checkout via Shopify.
Fabric & fit

Built on the Next Level 3600: 4.3 oz., 32-singles combed ring-spun cotton in Black, Heavy Metal, Midnight Navy, and Military Green (100% cotton in all four). Soft, lightweight, and smooth enough to hold a detailed print. Regular unisex retail fit, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, 1x1 rib neckband, tear-away label.
Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. No bleach, no dry clean. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat and avoid the print if needed.
Shipping & delivery

Made to order. Most orders arrive within about 10 business days of purchase (production plus transit) — an estimate, not a guarantee. We currently ship within the United States only. Full details in our Shipping Policy.
Returns & exchanges

Because it’s made to order, all sales are final except damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items. Email support@heldgroundclothing.com within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right. Full details in our Return & Refund Policy.
15% code + sale price

This shirt is already marked to $27.99 (regularly $29.99). Code 15HELD takes 15% off that price at checkout — $23.79 total. The code doesn’t combine with any other discount code.
If a size or color is unavailable

Every option shown above is currently in stock to order. If a size or color ever shows as sold out, that print run is paused — check back soon or email us and we’ll let you know when it returns.

Deadpan by design

The “Taste Test?” tee doesn’t explain itself, and it isn’t going to start now.

A wide-grinning opossum levels a pistol at whoever’s looking and offers up a taste test. The lettering looks scratched out by the opossum itself — rough, unbothered, dead serious about not being serious.

This is dark humor for people who already have a sense of humor about dark humor. Wear it around people who can take a joke. Skip it around the ones who can’t.

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Taste Test Tee

New Release

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Taste Test Tee
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Taste Test Tee

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Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”
  • Taste Test Tee — t-shirt printed with a grinning cartoon opossum pointing a pistol next to the words “Taste Test?”

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