Hunting Pedos Tee

Some messages are not meant to be softened.

A raccoon geared up for a watch nobody asked it to run — new from Held Ground, made to be seen.

$27.99 $29.99

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Color Solid Black Solid Heavy Metal Solid Midnight Navy Solid Military Green

Size S M L XL 2XL

Made to order — most orders arrive within about 10 business days (production + shipping), U.S. only. All sales final except damaged, defective, or incorrect items. Secure checkout via Shopify.

Built on the Next Level 3600: 4.3 oz., 32-singles combed ring-spun cotton in Black, Heavy Metal, Midnight Navy, and Military Green (100% cotton in all four). Soft, lightweight, and smooth enough to hold a detailed print. Regular unisex retail fit, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, 1x1 rib neckband, tear-away label.

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. No bleach, no dry clean. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat and avoid the print if needed.

Made to order. Most orders arrive within about 10 business days of purchase (production plus transit) — an estimate, not a guarantee. We currently ship within the United States only. Full details in our Shipping Policy.

Because it’s made to order, all sales are final except damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items. Email support@heldgroundclothing.com within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right. Full details in our Return & Refund Policy.

This shirt is already marked to $27.99 (regularly $29.99). Code 15HELD takes 15% off that price at checkout — $23.79 total. The code doesn’t combine with any other discount code.

Every option shown above is currently in stock to order. If a size or color ever shows as sold out, that print run is paused — check back soon or email us and we’ll let you know when it returns.

An overzealous critter with a god complex

Every neighborhood has that one guy who takes “keeping an eye out” way too far. This design imagines the woodland version.

The raccoon on this tee is decked out for a stakeout nobody asked it to run — glowing night-vision goggles, a scoped rifle, and the calm confidence of an animal with absolutely no oversight. The hand-drawn lettering matches the energy: loud, a little unhinged, not trying to be tasteful.

It’s a joke about an overzealous critter with a god complex — cartoonish, self-aware, and built to get a reaction, not a debate.